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I mean… Pazuzu? Really? Was that honestly the best name they could come up with? Seriously, Chu-Chu’s have better names than that Also, did they really need to give the devil inside the girl the most pathetic name ever. It’s disturbing, sure, but after a while, it just looks like I’m watching a documentary on them.
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Seriously, this movie just keeps shoving bugs in my face. #5: Exorcist 2: The Heretic - After the brilliance of the first movie, I was hoping the sequel would b- Okay, seriously, I really shouldn’t lie.
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If toi make the villain seem like the hero when he goes around killing these idiots who put themselves in plus danger than the killer is. If toi can’t have me care for the victims survival, than there is no reason for anyone to enjoy this movie. Everyone in the film is an idiot, and, once again, I care for none of their survival. That would be the movie, I Know What toi Did Last Summer, ou a better titre would be, Stupid and Repetitive Shit. #6: I Still Know What toi Did Last Summer - Now, since toi all would think that the Scream movie would make this list, I thought “Nah, I’ll go with the suivant worst thing”. At least Chucky tired to have SOME dignity. Also, if toi thought this alone was stupid, how about the fact that the Leprechaun chases after his victim while he rides around on a fucking tricycle… I am not even kidding.
Did the creators have some irrational fear of small people ou some shit. This thing goes around and tries to find his pot of gold- Oh Sweet Jesus. Someone actually thought that the scariest thing to put in a horror movie is a fucking leprechaun. I mean, seriously, we have had hundreds of killer poupées that were actually scary, and now we make it to… this? Well, at least he isn’t the most pathetic thing in a slasher film. That was when he became a smart mouthed douche bag. It did have a lot of potential… Until Chucky started talking. I mean, seriously, it could have been scary. I mean, it’s a doll that goes around and kills people… Where is the horror in that. #8: Child’s Play - Lets face it, these films aren’t scary… Like, at all. How do toi go from a camp in the woods to FUCKING SPACE!? Seriously, there has to have been someone who said, “Don’t toi think this idea is, I don’t know, fucking stupid”? But, did they really need to put Jason in space. Again, all of the characters are just so bland and boring that I actually want them to die. I don’t know how much cocaine they had up their nose when they made this idea, but, I don’t think that anyone alive said, “You know, Jason Voorhees was okay… but toi know what would make him better? PUTTING HIM IN SPACE!” Seriously, I can not even get over this. #9: Jason X - Yep, even Jason was fucked over par the greedy bastards known as Hollywood.
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Well, at least he was the only movie serial killer to have one bad mo- Oh right Also, his personality went from being a sadistic madman who has fun with his job, to just being a boring-as-paste serial killer. Freddy always looked scary in the original, but in this one, he looks like fucking Voldemort. Sadly, I just wanted everyone to die, because even Freddy was ruined par this movie. First off, all of the characters were a bunch of stereotypical teenage morons, and, toi know your movie is bad when you're rooting for the bad guy and actually WANT him to kill everyone. The 2010 version was just- ugh- a fucking mess. Nightmare on Elm rue was scary… the 1984 version anyway. #10: Nightmare on Elm rue - Now, before toi all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list First off, only films that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, ou Monster a Go-Go. In other words, these are the worst horror films I have ever seen. Then there are the films that aren’t even close to being scary. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies.
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